Jessica Alba (Almost) Nude and Lindsay Lohan (Almost) Topless in Our Sexy Machete Revist

Since our original 'first-look post' of the sexy ladies of Machete, we've been able to upgrade the video quality of the selects, and given that we're talking the hottie collection of Jessica Alba,Lindsay Lohan,

Mayra Leal, and Michelle Rodriguez, well, definitely worth a revisit. The reaction on the film has been mixed, critically speaking, and, in a way, Egotasitcally speaking. Was thesexy celebrity nudity in the film a bit of an under-deliver? Perhaps, but let us now deliver on the best of the best from that film, which, any way you look at it, we'd not have if Machete was never made. So, two big boobs up from us on this movie review.Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba In the Shower In Machete

Next, ginger-spicy, Lindsay Lohan, showing almost all of her boobs, so very very close.

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Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek In Machete, Clip 1

Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek In Machete, Clip 2

Next, the greatly underappreciated sexy bomb, Mayra Leal :

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Mayra Leal Nude In Machete

And, last, but not least, my Latina bombshell hottie, Michelle Rodriguez with the ridiculous body:

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Michelle Rodriguez In Her Bra In Machete

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Jessica Alba's Sexy New Photo Shoot Session

Always looking fabulous, Jessica Alba was spotted partaking in an exclusive photo shoot at a local studio in Los Angeles, California on Friday (August 20).Quite the busy lady since returning home from an overseas summer getaway, the "Sin City" star stripped down to a skimpy all black getup as she bided time in between posing for a sure-to-be sexy spread.
The photo op comes just as Jess happens to be the covergirl of the coveted September issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.

Dishing on married life during the interview, she tells, "The romantic stuff comes and goes, but it's like, does that person have your back? You have to be a team navigating through wherever life may lead you and I want a friend for that."

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Johnny Depp Honors Keith Richards as ‘Rock Immortal’

Johnny Depp presented guitar icon Keith Richards with the “Rock Immortal” award at the Scream 2009 Awards ceremony Saturday in Los Angeles.
The actor, who based his famous “Pirates of the Caribbean” character Jack Sparrow on the Rolling Stones legend, made a special appearance at the Spike TV awards show to present the award, according to the Associated Press. After Richards received the stake-shaped trophy, he said. “I liked the living legend, that was all right, but immortal is even better.”

Dozens of A-list celebrities — including Harrison Ford, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, and Christina Ricci — attended the event, which honors the top sci-fi, horror, fantasy and comic-inspired movies and TV shows. All awards are determined by fans’ votes, and many attend the award show dressed as their favorite characters. The Ultimate Scream award went to J.J. Abrams’ remake of “Star Trek,” but the original Capt. Kirk,William Shatner, got laughs by going on stage to accept the trophy. “J.J., I’ll handle this,” Shatner said. “This movie was big. Imagine how big it could have been with me in it? … I’ll be waiting for your call.”
“True Blood” and “Twilight” drew four awards apiece. The award ceremony is set to air on Oct. 27.

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