Jennifer Aniston Topless? Finally!

Have you been waiting to see Jennifer Aniston topless? Then your dream (and mine) is about to come true, because the star of Marley and Me has agreed to show her tits in her upcoming movie Wanderlust.According to Hollywood Life:

In the film, which begins shooting this fall, Jen and Paul Rudd play Linda and George, a happily married couple who can no longer afford to live in Manhattan when George loses his job. En route to live with his brother in Atlanta, the pair stop overnight at an inn – which really happens to be a commune – and decide to live their lives as freeloading hippies for awhile.

What does that entail? Prepare yourself: you’ve definitely never seen Jennifer Aniston like THIS before. For starters, the 41-year-old actress goes full frontal! Yup, that’s right – while protesting a new Wal-mart, Jen rips off her shirt and goes topless to stop a slew of bulldozers! Secondly, she takes the term ‘free love’ VERY literally. Not only does she sleep with every other guy on the commune, but she has a threesome with two WOMEN, one of whom happens to be pregnant!

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Jennifer Aniston back with Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston will reunite with her best female friend Courteney Cox this coming year, in their second acting job together since they became rich and famous playing respectively the roles of Rachael and Monica in the TV show Friends. This new engagement will be for Courtney’s show Cougar Town, and the episodes will be filmed starting very soon.“She’s going to play Courteney’s shrink named Bonnie,” executive producer Bill Lawrence said. “Kind of a get-too-involved-in-her-life-type of therapist. Those guys are so close in real life they kind of do that for each other anyway. Bonnie has the life Jules wishes she has.”

And… while we wait for this great reunion, let’s enjoy this little bit of a Jennifer Aniston nipple slip.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Upskirt Shots

Jennifer Aniston has the bad habit of wearing panties everywhere she goes, and what’s worse, she tends to keep her legs closed as much as she can. Simply unforgivable!

But there is a moment in every celebrity’s life when she lets her guard down and spreads those lovely legs.

Or forgets to wear panties… No, that’s not the case with Jennifer Aniston today, since she was definitely sporting a silky pair of skivvies last night when she spread her legs as she got ready to jump off her limo. But she did give us a close look at her upskirt goodies. And I must say that they’re quite tasty for a 40 year old broad’s!

So, enjoy these upskirt photos of Jennifer Aniston and don’t forget to keep her in your prayers when you ask for more celebrity upskirts at night! She may start spreading more… who knows!

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Watch Out for Jennifer Aniston

She’s kicking butts and taking husbands!

They say that was goes around comes around, and this time it was Jennifer Aniston’s turn. The Marley & Me actress is reportedly dating one of her friends’ husband. Technically ex-husband, since their divorce was finalized just last month, but by golly, that body is still warm!

The lucky dude is no other than the star of Tremors II, Chris Gartin, and according to a source close to Jen, the two are getting serious, and Chris has even introduced her to his two kids.

In the meantime, Chris’ ex-wife Joanna Gartin seems to be taking it easy, and told Radar Online:

I’m really not at all interested in it. Jennifer has been my friend — our friend — for over 10 years… we have known each other a long time.

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Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: A Couple, Or Something Equally Tedious

Of course Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are a couple. Blind Albanian orphans could have predicted this one.

Although, to be fair, that does depend on your definition of the word couple. According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were seen strolling around hand in hand, but remember that acting is a very tactile profession. Other reports say that they’ve spent a lot of time in Jennifer Aniston’s trailer, but that could mean they were just learning lines.

And other reports suggest that Gerard Butler is Jennifer Aniston’s newest male co-star, in which case they’re DEFINITELY doing it.

To be a male co-star in a Jennifer Aniston film is to give yourself up to the powerful unseen forces of the media, who’ll bump and buffer you around with wild accusations that you’ve become romantically involved with her. It’ll damage your reputation, break your heart and leave you being scrutinised in a way that you’ve never been scrutinised before. On the plus side, though, you’ll probably get to have sex with Jennifer Aniston a bunch of times, so it can’t be all bad.

And that’s more or less the situation that Gerard Butler finds himself in now. For weeks there’s been speculation that he’s fallen for Jennifer Aniston on the set of The Bounty, and it’ll be a new experience for him. After all, he hasn’t had chance to woo his co-stars yet, because most of the people in 300 were men and his co-star in The Ugly Truth was Katherine Heigl, a woman who we assume chews off the head off her partner immediately after sex like those insects do.

So how will Gerard Butler play this? The steadfast refusal to comment? The angry denial? The, um, strolling round hand in hand with Jennifer Aniston looking all moony eyed? Oh. Yes. That one. The New York Daily News reports:

“Jen and Gerry went out on Saturday night,” said a source, who added that Aniston and Butler “had cocktails and … They were hand in hand.” However the actress’ rep, Stephen Huvane, says the co-stars spent the night out with friend. “Jennifer was out with many others from the film and they were not holding hands,” said her rep. “Gerry was one of the many people there.”

Oh, we’re so confused! Are Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler a couple or not? This is easily the most important question about two people who we’ve never met, have no personal investment in and often spend entire weeks not even thinking about that we’ve ever had! Someone has to tell us if it’s true or not!

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