Cristina del Basso Topless Pictures Make Me Rethink The Tiger Woods Scandal (VIDEO)

Seriously, Tiger Woods got her too? Granted, this whole extra-marital she-bang festival cost the world's greatest golfer some untold hundreds of millions of dollars, not to mention a headache, but the list of notches on the hotel room bedposts is rather impressive, in retrospect.

As a rule, as with our Rachel Uchitelpost, we've mostly stayed away from the Tiger Woods' mistress boot knocking encyclopedia, but, every now and then, we just got to say, 'Jeez, wow!' As is the case with Cristina Del Basso, the Italian brunette bombshell who seems to be famous for two things: being a finalist on Big Brother in Italy, and, for her enormous and glorious fun bags. Okay, that's three things. Still, damn. I mean, damn! The next time somebody raises the mention of Tiger Woods as victim and giggles, I will think of these ridiculousCristina Del Basso topless pictures and I shall not giggle. Enjoy.
What do I love most about Cristina Del Basso? Her love of lotion! If she's not moisturizing her own big guns, she's taken it upon herself to lubricate the butt of her girlfriends, as evidence in these clips from Big Brother Italy.

Watch the Video:

Cristina Del Basso Lotions Her Boobies

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Eliza Dushku in Lingerie

It’s hard to catch Eliza Dushku out on the streets, but today we got lucky and ran into this gorgeous actress while she was wearing a cute dark top and short shorts.
But as I was getting ready to post those photos here, I realized that I could give my readers something much hotter: Eliza Dushku in revealing swimsuits and panties, which actually beats the pants out of any candid photos.

So here she is, Eliza Dushku dressed in a series of tight little outfits that show a lot, yet still hide it all. This photo shoot was done last year at the beginning of the summer for FHM, and as you can see, Eliza Dushku’s body is beach and summer ready.

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Best Celebrity Bikini Bods of Summer 2010

Celebuzz released its list of Best Celebrity Bikini Bods of Summer 2010 and we were not surprised to see AnnaLynne McCord right at the top of it. Although I may consider AnnaLynne McCord a little skinny since I prefer chicks with bigger boobs, I gotta admit that she does have a killer body.
Right behind AnnaLynne McCord is no other than Heidi Montag and her big fun bags. Now we’re talking! Miranda Kerr, Kim Kardashian and Ashley Tisdale also make up this list. Although the selection needs more tits, it does include some really hot celebrities, like Carmen Electra, for instance.

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Jenna Slags Star Sex Tapes

Kim made big money off hers. So did Paris. Now Heidi is trying to cash in on one with Vivid. Of course I’m talking about porn tapes—the allegedly “amateur” kind made by semi-celebs.
At first they act all innocent, like they didn’t really make the tapes, then later they rake in huge sums when the tapes are released. There’s one person who’s not buying their act—veteran porn queen Jenna Jameson. The former Vivid vixen tweeted her feelings on the subject. “Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized. I know one girl who sold her tape herself.” She later added, “I know one of the girls that acts so prim and proper and sold her tape to get famous. The others I just speculate. I own up to my porn, I don’t cry and say my boyfriend stole it.”

Meow! Wonder which supposedly reluctant porn star Jenna’s talking about?

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Olivia Wilde in sexy bikini

Olivia Wilde is simply stunning. She is very nearly flawless. Megan Fox once said Olivia is so hot it makes her want to ‘strangle a mountain goat’ or something to that effect. I’m not prone to strangling animals of any sort, but Olivia is undeniably hot enough to make a person do and say strange things. Rocking a bikini in LA, it isn’t hard to understand why people – men and women – find her so attractive. She has down to earth good looks; not the typical Hollywood airhead attractiveness you generally find workin’ the beaches of LA. Aside from that, this lady once one a pancake eating contest. How can you not love that?

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Rachel Uchitel in pale yellow bikini

Sorry folks, I have no sympathy at all for someone who sleeps with someone else’s spouse. None. It’s shady. It’s hurtful. It’s nasty. When I heard Rachel Uchitel was checking into ‘Celebrity Rehab’ I had to ask

myself – what exactly makes her a celebrity? She boinked Tiger Woods. That apparently wasn’t a hard task to accomplish considering half of the United States seems to have done it. The mere fact she signed on for ‘celebrity’ rehab as opposed to, ya know, the normal kind of rehab, makes it pretty obvious what she was doing sniffing around his golf club in the first place. This fame-seeking attention-whore has said people wouldn’t hate her if they knew her, but honey, if you want people to like you, you probably shouldn’t be humping married men – with children, no less. Anyway, all that aside, I suppose the chick looks good in a bikini – nice body and all and in the end, I guess that’s what really counts in Hollywood.

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Sophie Monk Pussy Slip

We don’t see as much of Sophie Monk as we wish, so it made my day when I got to the office today and saw these photos of this hot supermodel waiting for me on my desk. Upon close inspection (I

always do that, looking for nipple slips or even a pussy slip), I realized that there’s something especial about these photos: you can almost see Sophie Monk’s pussy.

I know that “almost” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades but let me tell you, this one is pretty close! So for those of my readers who would love to check out a Sophie Monk “almost” Pussy Slip, here are these photos.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Britney Spears has bounced back like she was made of rubber. After being the undisputed princess of the 90′s, she plummeted in the early 2000′s thanks to a crappy marriage to a total douche bag, and now she’s back on top, looking as good as usual, and still having the same voice that made us all fall in love with her in the first place.And to keep her re-gained fan base entertained, Britney has taken to walking around in a series of bikinis, flaunting her MILFy body and making us jealous of her very lucky bodyguards. Here she is, heading to the beach, escorted by a couple of muscular dudes, and wearing a tiny yellow bikini. So in a way, she’s showing a good amount of skin, while at the same time, she’s hiding the assets. Still, these are some nice Britney Spears bikini pictures, wouldn’t you agree?

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Rachel Bilson Rocks A Bikini Ever So Nicely

Here are some sweet shots of Rachel Bilson rocking a bikini in Hawaii and doing it damn well, if I may say so myself. You should download every single one of these pictures [more]>>

, you’ll be hard press to find any other pictures of Rachel Bilson in a bikini, which is a damn shame because her body is rocking.

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Kim Kardashian’s Tits and Ass Tease on Twitter

Kim Kardashian showed lots of skin to her Twitter followers when she posted a photo from her upcoming calendar, on her stream, teasing her more than four million fans.The photo, which portrays the voluptuous socialite laying on a wet floor and thrusting her big boobs forward, was available for our viewing pleasure for only one night, since Kim Kardashian didn’t want to ruin the surprise. The image came accompanied by a brief comment that left her Twitter followers wanting for more:


new twitter background…its a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot…it will be up only for one night!

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Tush of Bethenny Frankel: Remarkable, Witness Confirms

In a photo that was totally not staged, Bethenny Frankel totally did not make thousands of dollars for splashing through the water in a bikini earlier this month in Montauk, New York.According to Life & Style, it was the first time this reality star donned a bathing suit since giving birth in May and "she looked amazing," said a witness, adding:

"She looked like she'd lost all the baby weight, and she was toned, too. Even her tush was remarkable."

That sound you hear? Jason Hoppy totally slapping that impressive backside. Oohhh yeah!

Frankel says she's lost 33 pounds since squeezing out daughter Bryn this spring. How did she do it?

"There's been no real drastic any thing. I've really been eating, just not like a crazy person," she said, offering up this unhealthy piece of advice: "Taste everything, eat nothing."

We guess that's better than Kim Kardashian and her QuickTrim-based motto for dieting: Eat everything. Crap it all out.

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Victoria Silvstedt Butt Crack and Bikini Pictures

 
Victoria Silvstedt hasn’t been in anything lately, but she’s still a celebrity in and of her own right. With tits like hers, that’s an undisputable fact!So here’s Vicky hanging out at Monaco’s own Monte Carlo Beach Club, and doing her thing plumber style, which by the way has become kind of her trademark. Every time we run into Victoria Silvstedt she’s showing her butt crack on or around a yacht. She must know a lot of guys with yachts who have a butt crack fantasy. Someone kind of like me. Except that I don’t have a yacht. May be I should buy myself a boat and lurk around Monaco. Oh, wait, I don’t think I could fit both Victoria Silvstedt and myself on the size boat I can afford!

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Katy Shows Off Her Melons

No, not those melons, although Katy Perry did flash a bit of cleavage in these pics from her cover shoot for Rolling Stone. The California Gurl enjoyed some juicy summer fruit as she frolicked on the beach. Too bad she didn’t wear a bikini!

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